Fairgreen Inn: A Slice Of Life Fantasy by Unknown
Author:Unknown
Language: eng
Format: epub
Chapter 17
I woke up to the sound of pecking. Relentless. Like a woodpecker jammed to the nines with cocaine then plugged with jump start cables.
I rubbed the sleep from my eyes and sat up in bed, yawning loud enough to stop the crack head woodpecker in its tracks. The bird eyed me from a wooden beam on the ceiling on which it perched. It seemed disgruntled by my wakeful presence.
"You're the one who woke me up," I told it pointedly.
Was this even a woodpecker? It occurred to me that I didn't actually know what one looked like. Sure I'd heard of them, who hadn't? But did they all look like this fella here? It was pretty large. About the size of an adult macaw. Its feathers were as black as shadows. This was a bird that would be impossible to spot at night if it wasn't for the blazing orange mohawk on its head. A matching orange streak ran along the length of its beak, which was just about getting ready to attack the beam again.
"Wait, wait." I raised my hands. "Any chance you could hold off on the ruckus and let me get some more sleep first?"
The bird stared at me, bemused. We maintained eye contact while I assumed my options were being weighed out by the noisy punk rocker. The fate of my slumber lay in its hands. That was far too much power for one bird to possess. The woodpecker resumed drilling into the wood once more without a care in the world. Banging its head into the surface of the beam again and again like it was trying to knock itself out.
Groaning, I kicked off the cotton covers and stood up.
I banged my head against a low wall. "Fuck's sake."
Rubbing the tender spot, I approached my windowless window and looked out. Dawn was just starting to break in the distance. Way out there over the hills, I saw the sun beginning to rise. A warm glow stretching out towards the little cottages. Bringing an end to the night. I wondered what Sorine was up to. Was she an early riser? Something told me she wasn't. In fact, I'd bet she was the sort to sleep in until noon.
Fairgreen was a breathtaking slice of nature. The inn was perfectly positioned so guests could capture the stunning views of nature at its best. The morning air was crisp and fresh. Only thing missing was a hot cup of coffee. I wasn't a caffeine addict or anything, but there were certain moments that called for a steaming cup of roasted beans. Watching the shroud of night peel back over the village to be replaced by a new day was one such moment.
Last night, I'd taken up Iksar's offer and moved my meagre belongings from the cave back to the inn. To my new room. It was located on the third floor. The ground floor was the tavern, first two floors consisted of three guest rooms each and this third floor had another three rooms.
Download
This site does not store any files on its server. We only index and link to content provided by other sites. Please contact the content providers to delete copyright contents if any and email us, we'll remove relevant links or contents immediately.
What's Done in Darkness by Kayla Perrin(26553)
Shot Through the Heart: DI Grace Fisher 2 by Isabelle Grey(19021)
The Fifty Shades Trilogy & Grey by E L James(19018)
Shot Through the Heart by Mercy Celeste(18897)
Wolf & Parchment: New Theory Spice & Wolf, Vol. 10 by Isuna Hasekura and Jyuu Ayakura(17045)
Python GUI Applications using PyQt5 : The hands-on guide to build apps with Python by Verdugo Leire(16916)
Peren F. Statistics for Business and Economics...Essential Formulas 3ed 2025 by Unknown(16834)
Wolf & Parchment: New Theory Spice & Wolf, Vol. 03 by Isuna Hasekura and Jyuu Ayakura & Jyuu Ayakura(16767)
Wolf & Parchment: New Theory Spice & Wolf, Vol. 01 by Isuna Hasekura and Jyuu Ayakura & Jyuu Ayakura(16390)
The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck by Mark Manson(14297)
The 3rd Cycle of the Betrayed Series Collection: Extremely Controversial Historical Thrillers (Betrayed Series Boxed set) by McCray Carolyn(14095)
Stepbrother Stories 2 - 21 Taboo Story Collection (Brother Sister Stepbrother Stepsister Taboo Pseudo Incest Family Virgin Creampie Pregnant Forced Pregnancy Breeding) by Roxi Harding(13514)
Scorched Earth by Nick Kyme(12735)
Drei Generationen auf dem Jakobsweg by Stein Pia(10936)
Suna by Ziefle Pia(10864)
Scythe by Neal Shusterman(10297)
International Relations from the Global South; Worlds of Difference; First Edition by Arlene B. Tickner & Karen Smith(9493)
Successful Proposal Strategies for Small Businesses: Using Knowledge Management ot Win Govenment, Private Sector, and International Contracts 3rd Edition by Robert Frey(9338)
This is Going to Hurt by Adam Kay(9124)
